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If i am Rich

IF I AM RICH . . .!!!

My pretty servant always ready

IF I HAVE TIME, I WILL PLAY GOLF ON THE BOAT

MY SECURITY FOR 24 HOURS

ONLY SPRING WATER FROM THE HIMALAYAS TO FLUSH MY TOILET

TOILET PAPER

MY SWIMMING POOL CAN ONLY FILL IN WITH EXPENSIVE PERFUME

ONLY A PROFESSIONAL CAN WASH MY CAR WHICH WAS GOLD PLATED

MY LAPTOP WITH DIAMOND EDGING AND HAS Intel Pentium IX WITH RAM 30 Gigabite

MY TRAVELING CAR

MY HOLIDAY HOUSE

MY GLASS MADE ONLY BY ORIGINAL DIAMOND

MY PET WITH THE DIAMOND TEETH .

My bedroom will have a window which can look for the world

I will buy Moonlight

OK, ENOUGH OF DREAMING!!!

GET BACK TO WORK NOW!

For those who think they are clever.....

Here is a puzzle for you

Imagine you are in Hanger. You have been tied hanging on a tree with
a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope,
and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.

Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one
around to help you. The only possible way is to somehow convince the
lion to BLOW the candle out. How do you do that?

THINK FIRST AND THEN
Scroll down for answer...

Sing Happy Birthday song on lion name.

How is that?

Why India is in trouble ???

Why INDIA is in trouble......

Population: 100 crore

9 crore retired

30 crore in state Govt;
17 crore in central Govt.
(Both categories don't work)

1 crore IT professional (don't work for India )

25 crore in school

1 crore are under 5 years

15 crore unemployed

1.2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals

Statistics says u find 79,99,998 people anytime in jail

The Balance two are U & Me.

U are busy " checking Mails /sending fwds.. "..!!

HOW CAN I HANDLE INDIA alone? Aiyyyyo.... . Aiyyyyo.... ..

BALAKRISHNA in Dhoom-3

IF BALAKRISHNA IS THE HERO IN THE NEXT `DHOOM' SERIES……

IN HIS NEXT MOVIEDHOOM-3

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