Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Balayya Champakayya.














IF YOU CAN…











Now Tell the name of the car without scrolling up…If u can….
  

Even the girls also fail! 



Keep Smiling :)


If i am Rich



IF I AM RICH . . .!!!   
 My pretty servant always ready 
 IF I HAVE TIME, I WILL PLAY GOLF ON THE BOAT 
 MY SECURITY FOR 24 HOURS
 ONLY SPRING WATER FROM THE HIMALAYAS TO FLUSH MY TOILET
 TOILET PAPER 
 MY SWIMMING POOL CAN ONLY FILL IN WITH EXPENSIVE PERFUME 
 ONLY A PROFESSIONAL CAN WASH MY CAR WHICH WAS GOLD PLATED 
 MY LAPTOP WITH DIAMOND EDGING AND HAS Intel Pentium IX WITH RAM 30 Gigabite
 MY TRAVELING CAR
 MY HOLIDAY HOUSE 
 MY GLASS MADE ONLY BY ORIGINAL DIAMOND 
 MY PET WITH THE DIAMOND TEETH . 
 My bedroom will have a window which can look for the world 

I will buy Moonlight





OK, ENOUGH OF DREAMING!!!   
  GET BACK TO WORK NOW!

For those who think they are clever.....



Here is a puzzle for you  

Imagine you are in Hanger. You have been tied hanging on a tree with
a rope anchored on the  ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope,
and the lion is waiting for you  to drop and be his lunch. 





Your  survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one
around to help  you. The only possible way is to somehow convince the
lion to BLOW the  candle out. How do you do that?



THINK FIRST AND  THEN

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Sing Happy Birthday song on lion name.










How is that?

Why India is in trouble ???

Why INDIA is in trouble......

Population: 100 crore
9 crore retired
30 crore in state Govt;
17 crore in central Govt.

(Both categories don't work) 



 1 crore IT professional (don't work for India )
 25 crore in school
 
 1 crore are under 5 years
 
 15 crore unemployed
 1.2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals
 Statistics says u find 79,99,998 people anytime in jail 
 
 
The Balance  two are U & Me.
 
U  are busy " checking Mails /sending fwds.. "..!!
 HOW CAN I HANDLE INDIA alone?     Aiyyyyo.... . Aiyyyyo.... .. 

BALAKRISHNA in Dhoom-3

IF BALAKRISHNA IS THE HERO IN THE NEXT `DHOOM' SERIES……
 
IN HIS NEXT MOVIEDHOOM-3


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  Cant predict anything he is Baalayya